Over the Garden Wall

Oh, Potatoes and Molasses / If you want some, oh, just ask us / There're warm and soft like puppies and socks / Filled with cream and candy rocks

Oh, Potatoes and Molasses / They're so much sweeter than algebra class / If your stomach is grumbling / And your mouth starts mumbling / There's only one thing to keep your brain from crumbling

Oh, Potatoes and Molasses / If you can't see 'em put on your glasses / They're shiny and large like a fisherman's barge / You know you've had enough when you start seeing stars

Oh, Potatoes and Molasses / It's the only thing left on your task list / They're short and stout they'll make everyone shout

For Potatoes and Molasses!

For Potatoes and...